asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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fallontonight:

It’s Tonight Show Family Feud with Jimmy, Jason Segel, Steve Harvey, Higgins, and The Roots!

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productofsweden:

Me lately

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the-goddamazon:

aestheticrequiem:

dynastylnoire:

babycakesbriauna:

elegantpaws:

ctron164:

loveyourselfcompletely:

I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.

THE BOLDED

LMAO!

Sir

mine too

*smash* Oops looks likes it need to be fixed right now

I need my sink fixed.

Bring your toolbelt, babe.

(Source: croatianbarbiexoxo)

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hyhx:

missinglinc:

aaliyah1979-2001:

Dascha Polanco at the Tracy Reese Fashion Show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2015

KILL ME!!!!!!

FLAWLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yassss

(Source: winchestersarrow)

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grandmasterbooty:

drunkasswhiteboys:

Bitch I’m on my swag

he really puttin on for the sikh community

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shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

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validx2:

ebbaliciousz:

I am toooo horny rn

image

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acollectedgentleman:

From Today’s Shoot - Summer Bliss 
7 | 19 |14
www.isaiahjohnsonphotography.com
© All Rights Reserved

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  • Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
  • Therapist: Why?
  • Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
  • Therapist: And?
  • Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
  • Therapist: Touche
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peaceisofus:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

PAHAHAHAHA! Every one of these are how I respond to those texts. LOOOOL NOT TADAY!

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

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borninsudan:

bintelnile:

queeniman:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i’m never getting my wisdom teeth removed

Looool this is terrifying. Wth 😭😭😭😭

LMAOOOOO IM DYING

(Source: orhgasm)

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